White men can't dance (or march)
One of the many things that white guys need help with is music. We agree with the over-righteous black pundits who say that 'white guys can't dance' and how our music is stuffy, easy to play, hard to dance to, and all that.
Here is what we aspire to become, after years of practice. Playing that old negro spiritual "Swing Low", this is the McAdams High School Marching band in the 2010 MHSAA State Marching Band Competition.
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