An eyebrow trimmer and a coat rack.
It's just not fair.
When we read about the suspects arrested in some of these black crimes, we don't know if these are the names of the suspects, or if it is the name of the crime. Like some of those rappers whose stage names are "Murder" or "Gangsta" and stuff like that. Check out this story:
Come on, ABC, help out a white guy. Which name goes with which of the goons in the story? Here is our guess.